Bush Prancing

When you're drunk and decide to fall into bushes.

"Get your coat; We're going Bush Prancing."

by HappyCrocodile24 April 5, 2023

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

President Bush

A nightmare. Not even gonna specify which Bush because they both were.

Me: President Bush was a war-loving butcher and failure of a president.

Hi: Which one?

Me: Both.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 27, 2020

Bush face

Is a face that has pubic hair left on it after slobbing on a big hairy PiPi

John went into that gay bar and came out with bush face

by Nunogonewild June 13, 2018

Bush driver

A driver of bush. A pimp. A mother fucking whore monger.

The bouncer at the titty bar is a total bush driver.

by jcantslide August 17, 2017

Shenene bush

A delightful furry area found on the female population of the North island of New Zealand.

Hey Babes, Giz a look at ya Shenene bush

by Steelgenes March 24, 2025

Charlie is in the bush

A warning call to advise those in the surrounding areas that a Chief Petty Officer is among them collecting information to use against them at a later time.

Hush up! Charlie is in the bush.

by 1sailingunicorn September 29, 2023