Definitions by Hairychawsack

Texas corners

It is an unincorporated community and commercial hub located completely within Texas Charter Township in Kalamazoo County, Michigan. It contains restaurants, and of course, a Dollar General, and a real nice car wash.

Bobo: Have you ever been down to Texas corners?

P2: no?

Bobo: well there is a real nice car wash down in Texas corners.

Texas corners by Hairychawsack September 30, 2026

John scrimmage

A guy named John. He will typically hunt and fish and use Facebook for marketplace and fantasy football. His dad also owns a real nice car wash.

P1: have you seen John scrimmage?

P2: yeah I saw him filling up the soaps at that real nice car wash.

John scrimmage by Hairychawsack September 30, 2026

Bush pipe

A typical pipe used to smoke tobacco or green substance.

Yo bro pass the bush pipe

Bush pipe by Hairychawsack October 21, 2025

Fenis

A very flat and small penis usually found on a Asian or someone of yellow complexion.

Hey did you see changs fenis?

Yeah it was flat as hell

Fenis by Hairychawsack October 21, 2025