John Teacher 

A bulky man who loves green, and talks about his cats nonstop. His main students are Claire and Sarah. Goes on his phone while he gives us 91876 assignments to do in 45 minutes.

"Complete the 91876 assignments in 45 minutes, or it becomes homework!" John Teacher screeched, in his raspy voice

John Teacher by Milkis Official September 29, 2020

John stamos 

Another name for a lazy Susan invented by my brother when he forgot what it was called

Get something from the John Stamos

John stamos by Tjoll September 29, 2020

John Douglas 

A kid who has a schmeet and sucks at 2k and crys when he gets kicked out of the xbox party

John douglas is gay

John Douglas by daniel tubby September 30, 2020

John Douglas 

a queer boy with a shmeet

John Douglas is gay

John Douglas by daniel tubby September 30, 2020

John Greenwood

An excellent mathematician taught by the man who inveted the number 0- Mr Sen. His name was inspired by himself.
John Greenwood has since then co-created the indro sen squad in memory of mr sen

John Greenwood is a genius

John Greenwood by anonymous October 2, 2020

john lau

gay guy but straight

john lau is not gonna BRO UP with you

john lau by bro up October 3, 2020

John moment 

this is a term used by people for when someone, preferably by the name of John, says something or posts something that isn’t funny at all. that is when the term is used to show how unfunny your friend John is.

“dude, check this out!!”
*John shows something unfunny*
“wow, that’s an John moment.”

John moment by Johnnotfunny2020 October 5, 2020