Zooted

Adj. A state of mind entered when doing something incredibly dope or gnarly.

Yo! that dude just kickflipped a 7-stair! That shit was zooted!

by zootedessentials September 23, 2025

Zooted (Slang)

When a person or group of people are stoned; or high on weed intake.

Person 1: Dang bro, You look Zooted (slang).
Person 2: Thanks

by Laym January 24, 2025

Zooted

To be high on powder to the extent of having deep intellectual conversations of religion, family and life to such a profound degree that all you can do is toot some more.
Synonyms:
Wired, energetic, zippy, vivacious.

After a night of the booger sugar,BC83 was zooted out of his mind .

by BCarter83 February 6, 2025

Zooted

when you're so fucking high that your eyes are red and shit

Person 1: i'm Zooted as shit
Person 2: smokin' that puff-puff I see.

by Urban 69er June 2, 2024

Zooted

Being fried out of your mind

Yo bro, are you down to get zooted tonight.

by glooks46 June 13, 2024

Zooting

A style of dance from a very long time ago, widely accepted to be in the range of the post-jurassic, pre-facebook era. Often performed with swing suits, funny shoes, and swanky headwear.

I convinced my buddies in this group text to go zooting.

by IslandStyle June 29, 2024

zooted

The feeling of sudden, uncontrollable enthusiasm that causes a person to flap their arms, shout incomprehensible phrases, or spin in a circle for no discernible reason. Commonly triggered by excessive joy, caffeine, or spotting a frog wearing a tiny hat.

In ancient folklore (that I just made up), being “zooted” was considered a blessing from the mythical squirrel god Blorbo of the Trees, who granted mortals temporary bursts of chaotic energy to escape boring conversations or awkward family dinners. Zooted individuals were marked by their glittery eyes, high-pitched giggles, and tendency to misplace objects they were literally holding.

Today, people may become zooted during moments such as receiving a mildly exciting text, hearing a good beat drop, or discovering that their fries came with extra nuggets. Symptoms include speed-walking for no reason, saying “slay” to inanimate objects, and aggressively complimenting strangers. There is no known cure — and honestly, why would you want one?

my fat ass got zooted when i saw there was free pizza

by urmotherismine May 24, 2025