Zoomer

Alternate definition: The generation which had to attend school through Zoom calling app due to COVID pandemic.

Guy: Cant believe we still have to attend class from home even though we have a global pandemic! FML!
Dad:Ok Zoomer!

by idontknowwhichnametouse June 9, 2020

OK Zoomer

A derogatory phrase directed toward those who are apprehensive during a "pandemic" to join friends for an outing even while responsibly social distancing. They rather "Zoom"

Normal guy: We can all get together for our fantasy draft at the park where we can stretch out and stay safe.

Zoomer: Well I'm not sure, maybe I'll Zoom in. Plus, my dad Anthony Fauci might only let me participate via Zoom anyway guys.

Normal Guy: OK Zoomer

by K.I.P July 19, 2020

zoomer

A person who goes to Churchy and shags animals especially dogs up the butt. Zoomers are known to have a lot of money and shag eachother when there isnt a hairy animal in sight.

ZOOMER! ZOOMER! ZOOMER! haha look at that ZOOMER! yo that ZOOMER just shagged that poor little puppy. Yo ZOOMER i bought ya a puppy.

by dominic October 9, 2004

zomger

The man who makes people saying "ZOMG!!!11". The analog of freak, strange or weird man. Such people sometimes entertain others on partys making them fear or laugh.

I work zomger on children's holidays

by ShTiRLiC October 3, 2007

Zoomer

adj; A absolute chad that won't follow anyones rules. Zoomers are free.

Stopper: Did you see that chad zoomer?

by ZOOMER GANG March 23, 2021

Zooey Deschanel

Her full name is Zooey Claire Deschanel, and she was born on January 17th, 1980 in Los Angeles, California. She starred in several movies, such as "500 Days of Summer," "Yes Man," and "Elf." She is a semi-decent, but mainly overrated actress who likes to think of herself as some type of hipster.
Best known for her mediocre acting ability, 1960s haircut, large nose, rather nonexistant chest and booty, tree trunk legs, and nasally voice.

A: "Who is hotter, Katy Perry or Zooey Deschanel?"
B: "Katy Perry all the way! Zooey doesn't have much of a body and she's kind of annoying! Katy on the other hand is very attractive and can sing well!"

A: "Who's this Zooey Deschanel chick?"
B: "She's kind of a less-hot, Birkenstock wearing version of Katy Perry."
A: "Oh."

by Emmett695 February 29, 2012

zoomer

Similar in nature to a flaming hard core nerd, but spacier, and typically cross eyed.

John: "Dude, what do you think of that dude Pee Wee?"
Jack: "Dude, he's a total zoomer."

by Professor W December 11, 2007