It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.
by Who dat dere? April 22, 2010
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Man: Hi, I wrote this beautiful poem for you because I love you so much, despite the fact that your illogical idiocy makes my mind swirl with depression and pain.
Woman: Erm, sorry, I'm a chauvinistic slut. I didn't realize you had feelings. I just wanted something to manipulate. Hmm. Wanna make out?
Woman: Erm, sorry, I'm a chauvinistic slut. I didn't realize you had feelings. I just wanted something to manipulate. Hmm. Wanna make out?
by Pagan Pooh Bear July 20, 2008
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by sdv95 June 19, 2010
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britney: "womanizer woman womanizer your a womanizer oh womanizer oh your a womanizer baby"
me: stfu what song can possibly be more annoying than this
britney: "gimme gimme more gimme more gimme gimme more"
me:commits suicide by listening to britney spears over and over again
me: stfu what song can possibly be more annoying than this
britney: "gimme gimme more gimme more gimme gimme more"
me:commits suicide by listening to britney spears over and over again
by boogaboogaboo January 23, 2009
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by Chauvinisticbastard August 17, 2021
Get the Woman mug.A female human men will NEVER understand. Will have children when fertalized by men. Has very long puberty time. Will get grouchy and hormonal during period. Do NOT confuse anger with period or they will RIP YOUR HEAD OFF.
Men: You seem angry. Are you on your period?
Woman: What..Did..You..Say?
Men: I said you seem mad. Are you on your PERIOD.
Woman: -Randomly grabs knife out of pocket and cuts man to peices-
Woman: What..Did..You..Say?
Men: I said you seem mad. Are you on your PERIOD.
Woman: -Randomly grabs knife out of pocket and cuts man to peices-
by thatsrealOMG May 23, 2018
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Man: I'm tired of crazy bitches so I'm going to get blitzed and look for the biggest stuck up bitch I can find at the club so that I'll wind up back at square one.
Woman: I dumped my lawyer boyfriend cause he was a misogynistic asshole who insulted my intelligence at every opportunity. Now I'm better off because I'm with a rich doctor who gives me stupid pet names and control every aspect of my life.
Woman: I dumped my lawyer boyfriend cause he was a misogynistic asshole who insulted my intelligence at every opportunity. Now I'm better off because I'm with a rich doctor who gives me stupid pet names and control every aspect of my life.
by uzi killer September 19, 2011
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