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The Vacuum Cleaner

the sexual act of putting your mouth against your partner's asshole and sucking their shit out of them.
"Damn baby you're pretty good with the vacuum cleaner."
"Richard I'm so sick of your sexist jokes."
by CrusadeToaster4 May 4, 2020
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drink vacuum

To die by being exposed to a hard vacuum environment, usually space.
Some aliens were trying to board my ship, so I vented the airlock and made them drink vacuum.
by Izackmaniac January 31, 2024
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vacuum warrior prince

Matt, a vacuum warrior prince, charges into battle with his princess Melissa by his side, and a love-bite on his neck.
by sigma_alpha_mu January 7, 2009
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Positivity Vacuum

A person who comes into a meeting / conversation and instantly drains any positivity our of the room.
by unlcemalcy November 18, 2018
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the vacuum got me

Subtle way of saying you have a hickie or multiple
The vacuum got me. What? My girlfriend gave me a bunch of hickies.
by socialstupidity November 13, 2014
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Nature abwhores a vacuum

Refers to how a lust-crazed stud is always wanting to "get some", and thus often has to seek out any "loose" female in his area to get it on with.
Bill Clinton definitely had da classic "Nature abwhores a vacuum" affliction --- he was consistently craving da warm moist spot between ladies' legs, and so he sought said delightful commodity from countless females during his lifetime.
by QuacksO January 13, 2021
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Loot Vacuum

Term used when your downed teammate in Fortnite picks up all the loot dropped from eliminated enemies when you or another teammate did all the hard work.
Jake: "Kyle what the fuck, stop picking up all the loot."
Steve: "Goddamn Loot Vacuum."
by JackAttack1U January 30, 2024
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