Torpedoing the Glass-Bottom Steam Boat

While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log torpedoes into his/her mouth.

Tim could not foresee that by having bought the saran wrap at the Dollar Store would only lead to torpedoing the Glass- Bottom Steam Boat and ending a perfect night of love.

by Red Dragon October 18, 2003

Turple

Not quite turquoise but not quite purple.

"My favorite color is turple, not quite turquoise not quite that's right, purple, be ya hands up, put ya fuckin hands up"

by Tiffany judson August 22, 2009

topless

A term used by street prostitutes, meaning to perform a sex act without the use of a rubber.

I'll blow you for twenty bucks or forty topless.

by bigdaddyguy October 11, 2007

tortle

a naivety, an affection pet name

that she-whale is such a tortle

by Railea Railrailrail September 22, 2004

torped

when a friend of yours acts really lame for no reason, or avoids you by telling you a lie even though they have nothing better to do.

"Man, he said he couldnt hang out because he had to go to the doctor, but then i saw him on myspace 15 min. later. I got torped."

by 1235 March 30, 2007

Toasty Torpedo

Ex1.When your penis is warmer than any other part of your body
Ex2. the poorly picked name of a quiznos sandwich

When i woke up i had morning wood and a toasty torpedo

by NoOneIsHome March 25, 2009

bangalore torpedo

A variation on the space dock, with a toilet paper tube used to facilitate the fecal transfer.

Ian's stools were so loose that he had to pull a bangalore torpedo instead of the space dock.

by Jack Sparks February 20, 2007