Derived from a child named Cori that had constant trouble pooping. That sensation of unbearable stomach cramping prior to diarrhea of a waterfall nature.
I need to use the bathroom I have cori status.
I ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and it gave me cori status.
I barely slept at all last night. I had cori status.
I ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and it gave me cori status.
I barely slept at all last night. I had cori status.
by cori'status mom May 13, 2015
When your game with respect to your ability to lure women into bed is always on point.
girl 1: Omg, look at Jeff over there, he's so damn fine.
girl 2: He's eternally on stud status.
girl 1: Omg, look at Jeff over there, he's so damn fine.
girl 2: He's eternally on stud status.
by JayJay89 June 23, 2015
noun - When something happens in day-to-day life that's so notable that it's worth making a facebook status about.
Mark was petting his cat and it suddenly jumped on his crotch and started scratching him.
What a status moment!
What a status moment!
by BenzoMay November 09, 2010
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by el foldo June 09, 2011
Slang for old fashioned telephone. In the Deep South, when it rang, a servant would pick up the receiver and say hello, isdatyou?
by Forresttrump April 19, 2017
The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.
Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.
by QuacksO July 12, 2018