bait and switch

When a fairly attractive woman or man introduces themeselves to a group of the opposite sex in order to get their ugly friend in the door

I thought I was money but she bait and switched me into talking to that pig

by JP408 June 29, 2007

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bait and switch

The process by which a girl procures a free drink from a man at a bar, and then escapes awkward conversation by pawning him off on her friend.

Tiffany pulled the old bait and switch on small awkward man by putting Jenny in the line of fire.

by paul pfifer January 17, 2009

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switch em

Swapping both thumbs between your anus and your mouth as a means of passing time.

It takes so long to get a game of Company of Heroes started that I end up playing switch em while I wait.

by Dude from CoH December 8, 2006

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While a male and female are engaging in sexual intercouse using the doggy style position, the man very quickly pulls out, and his friend (standing by and ready to go) inserts into the female, male #1 runs outside and around to the window and waves at his female partner as she is being nailed by male #2.

Alex: Hey man I'm going to rail my girlfriend tonight, do you wanna pull the seattle switch on her with me?
Drew: Hell yeah bro.

LATER THAT NIGHT

Alex: AW YEAH BABY
Woman: GIVE IT TO ME
Alex: (pulls out quickly)
Drew: (quickly inserts)
Alex: (runs out of room)
WOMAN: YEEEESSSSS
Alex: (waving through the window from outside)
WOMAN: WHAT THE F$%&!!!!!!
Drew and Alex: hahahahaha

by niggy johnson September 19, 2009

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switch hit

The sexual act when two couples are fucking in the same room and they switch partners. Normally, resulting in high fives from both males.

Eric and Joe were amazed at how quick the two girls were so eager to participate in a switch hit session.

"Ain 't nothing like a friendly game of switch hit."

by The Whisker Biscuit Basher July 27, 2005

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