Sniperwolfed

When you talk shit about something but then do it

"Hey did you see that new Sniperwolf video about her nosejob?"
"What about that video where she said she never got plastic surgery and talked shit about people who did it?"
"Guess she Sniperwolfed herself."

by My Minecraft Isn't working November 13, 2018

Sniper

A coward. Real men will come at you with a big sword and cut your head off. This guy will hide in the highest tower he can find and blow your brains out with a rifle from a kilometer away. What a noob. What a dick.

That dumbass sniper keeps blowing my fucking head off!
I've had enough of these goddamn snipers!
Who would win: a demolition expert with a claymore, or a sniper?
My right hand man is a spy. He should be able to get rid of that sniper easily enough.
So there I was, looking down my scope at another sniper...

by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020

sniper monke

a being of pure energy that could destroy galaxies with a single snap, responsible for the creation of life, the universe and anything your small mortal mind could imagine

sniper monke

by sniper monke is daddy October 18, 2021

Loan Sniper

When your wife owes you money, so you shoot your load in her eye.

AKA. When a wife gets added to credit and kills your deal due to excessive shopping.

Steve came home early and saw three Coach purses and 15 pairs of shoes, he then proceeded to give her the loan sniper.

by NWFHA August 6, 2009

Double Striper

A weight gradient used in elementary level football teams in Minnesota. The majority of kids are no stripers meaning they can handle and run the ball. Single stripers can only run the ball when they get possession by accident (example: interception or fumble). If the ball comes into possession of a double striper the play is immediately dead as a precautionary step for the safety of the non-rotund players.

Brett was a double striper. Through the help of true friends Ben and Jerry, he will regain that title.

by taekwondogirl09 October 5, 2009

Chinese Sniper

When somebody is so stoned that their eyes are opened the bare minimum amount needed in order to still see and function normally. If sat down and not moving, most of the people around them will assume the person is asleep. Name derived from the combination of the squinty-eyed appearance of Chinese people and the squinting that marksmen use, reinforcing how shut these people's eyes are when they're stoned.

Man 1-"Dude I got so stoned last night I went Chinese Sniper"
Man 2-"Really?"
Man 1-"Yer, Jarod tried to balance his beer bottle on my head because he thought I'd passed out and he soiled himself when I jumped at him when he got close and covered himself in it instead"
Man 2-"Classic Jarod"

by Jarod22 March 16, 2013

Sniper Nerd

A user on a game that snips people all of the time and every one hates them.

"That sniper nerd just shot me"

by Ross Attack March 14, 2009