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Stealthy Nut

When you fuck a girl with a condom on and finish without her knowing, Then go to eat her out as a distraction while you switch condoms under the bed and go back to fucking her without her knowing what transpired.
She thinks I have great stamina, but actually, I mastered the art of the stealthy nut
by JBAGS21231233 June 6, 2021
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stealth nutjob

A wacko who is adept at flying under the radar.
I’ve admired this guy all my life until I realized, once I got to know him, that he is a stealth nutjob.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2023
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Stealth Migrant Air Relocation Transport

A new program, AKA the acronym SMART, brought to you by Guantanamo Rick, Florida’s deranged sadist Governor, which is singlehandedly responsible for kidnapping asylum seekers and shipping them by air to big cities across the U.S. to make what he believes is a valid political point.
The Stealth Migrant Air Relocation Transport “program” was concocted by Tricky Rick to both punish those browner skinned folks who are seeking safety as well as to allow him to sleep like a baby, knowing he has done his duty as an elitist jerk.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023
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sheer stealth

To nuke a database, usually referring to forums
OMG! You pulled a sheer stealth and killed my MYSQL!
by mr.widdim June 11, 2006
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stinky stealthing

When you gettin intimate wit yo lady and she sneaks it into her booty instead of the coochie.
My lady keeps stinky stealthing me when we get down lately.
by Dr Bobber December 23, 2021
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Top Shelf Stealth

To buy a "scud" magazine without your fellow shoppers ever knowing.
Little Ross was having internet problems so he went over to his local newsagent for a wank mag, he cunningly distracted the two little old ladies looking for a Readers Digest and proceeded to grab "Back door Milfs" and proceed to the empty checkout with nobody seeing him.

"That be some Top Shelf Stealth right there!" he thought to himself.
by patrick_batemanRW March 22, 2010
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Pearl harbor stealth bomb

The Pearl harbor stealth bomb is the action of pulling out of a girl and spitting on her back so she thinks you've finished and turns around to look at you, all the while you've been jerking off, so when she looks back you cum on her face
I decided to spice things up and use the Pearl harbor stealth bomb on my girlfriend last night
by Og Orange November 20, 2019
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