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smoke a square

A square is a slang word for cigarette. The box that cigarettes come in ressembles a square. Hence the name, "square" for a cigarette. Smoking a square is the act of satisfying your craving for nicotine by smoking a cigarette.
"Let's go smoke a square."
"Hey buddy, do you got an extra square?"
by Fierce Mint April 27, 2006
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Square Invasion

When some jack-off isn't content with his/her own square on the sofa/couch and like some armchair Hitler tries to move in to your square as well.

(Everyone is allocated one square and no more)
(Brian is plotting a Square Invasion)

Mark: Here! Get your feet out of my square you square invader!!

Brian: C'mon your not even using all of it and I want to put my feet up, you curly-headed f*ck
by R. R. Toilet Gee June 27, 2010
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Cry Square

When a group of friends surrounds a friend, usually in a square formation, hitting/kicking them until they cry.
Christina can't come over tonight?!??!

No Carly, so next time we see her, we will cry square that whore
by bitcheslovesmileys November 21, 2010
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Square one

When you messed up big time with a friend and now you are back from where y’all started. You gotta start the WHOLE friendship over
Nah bruh that’s fucked up, we at square one now
by Mamadukes7702 November 3, 2018
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Moore Square

Ghetto bus station in downtown Raleigh NC. Where all the homeless people hang out.
When I got off the bus at Moore Square, about a million homeless people asked me for money.
by radrab May 18, 2009
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square love

Square Love is defined as "Love between a square guy and a square girl""... such as: the type to marry, have kids with, to be exclusive to eachother. Non Square Love is a Pimps Love: The kind where sharing his woman with others in exchange for money, without any negative consequences, is a clear example of non-square love.
A clear example of Square Love is The Brady Bunch. A clear example of non-square love is: a Pimp and his hoes.
by BZBEEZ June 1, 2009
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Square fart

a fart so painful it must have had sharp corners like a square.
Mike: ouch!!
Phil: what?
Mike: I just dropped a square fart, it really hurt.
Phil: suss...
by pants McCrapper April 15, 2009
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