Sploof

An antonym to queef. A sploof is when a woman's vagina contracts in order to suck in air or other gasses/fluids.

"Dude I'm trippin about my girl, dawg. I think she wants a baby. She was sploofin' a motherfucker's wiener last night like her vag-patch was taking a Colorado bong hit."

by anonymous August 27, 2014

spliffed

a cat in manchester england

spliffed the cat is not to smoke a cat!

by troyka August 29, 2003

spliff

it iz ah bigg ass blunt wit weed alone no fuckin tobacco.
biggup trinidad an tobago

if i hav ah once ah weed i go put all in one bigg ass SPLIFF

by smokey smoke November 30, 2007

sploof

The white milky liquid emited from the penis when an orgasm is acheived.

Billy: Hey dude we're all out of milk, want me to go get some more?
Gary: No sweat Billy ill just refill the carton with sploof.
Billy: Whats sploof gary?
Gary: The stuff i covered your dog in last night.

by Roxas November 29, 2006

sploof

a word that a clown says to annoy someone

man:-walking-

clowm: SPLOOF!

man: AHHH! -runs away

by ace101.2 January 21, 2010

Spliff

To seep through fabric. Also to squeeze through very tight areas, such as pants and one's legs.

Jesse: "Dude you just made a doodie in your pantaloons"
Mitchell: "I know. It appears to be spliffing through the seams"

Michael the Happy Squirrel: "Dude get away from me. Your rectum-cake seems to be spliffing all over my fur"

by Big Tuna / Timmy the Flying Cat November 14, 2006

splaff

A marijuana joint laced with acid

My friend dbase smoked a splaff, tripped balls, spent the night in a hospital and died for a moment.

by vegasjoe May 26, 2007