Shits Kittens

A way to describe someone who can do no wrong; someone who is loved by everyone for no apparent reason.

Robin is such a bitch, but everyone thinks she shits kittens.

by abbychuela April 19, 2009

Saints Peter and Paul High School

the best fucking school ever. all 23 kids are really cool. <3 Ms. Valeo

Saints Peter and Paul High School. nuf sed

by Jack Derek December 4, 2010

Shirts

A steriotype of men who, usually residing in the United Kingdom, frequent night clubs with low reputations. They're name decends from the strict dress code and appearance which includes a white shirt. They all look exactly the same and group in tens or hundreds.

We were on our way back from Spiders rock club and were attacked by a group of shirts, officer.

by NeX March 2, 2004

machine gun shits

When you are taking a shit and it is alternating quickly from runny shit-farts-solid shit making a sound similar to a machine gun shooting into water.

"The chili I ate last evening gave me the worst machine gun shits this morning."

by FRANEIGH September 5, 2006

whiskey shits

The loose and heavy bowel movements that follow from a night of excessive drinking.

I can't make it out today, the whiskey shits have me grounded.

by jsflown October 19, 2010

Affliction shirts

T-shirt worn by spiked hair having, club hopping douchebags. Fruitcakes who think they're god's gift to women wear these overpriced rags. Average IQ of a wearer is close to 55 on the standard 200-point scale. Note to club-going women: Watch out for these disease-ridden assholes if you want to remain free from HPV.

Chad and Skylar went to the classy new R O E bar wearing Affliction shirts. They engaged in gay sex when they drove away all the women in the joint. Those bastards suck.

by Rik Smits May 19, 2008

69er shits

The 69er shits, is a six second shit and 9 minutes to wipe cause your asshole keeps puckering up.

I was out drinking all night, and now I have the 69er shits

by NDR Lundgrin December 25, 2007