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Schnoofter

Device for removing nasal or ear hair.
Jedi : Geez yoda you really need a schnoofter.
Yoda: yes, hairy my nostrils are.
by Herbertus December 8, 2011
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Schnooled up

The condition that results after hours of cocaine use.
So we're all schnooled up and this dude decides it's time to call a hooker.
by jimmyfrankie August 5, 2011
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schmooping

When relaxed ball sack skin tightens up and becomes walnut like in shape.
When josh got out of the cold water his (balls) were schmooping.
by jogow January 9, 2014
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schmoopledoop

Noun. A person who is fulfilled by and enjoys being a third-wheel.
Nicole was a real schmoopledoop that Valentine's Day she crashed Cara and Aaron's date. She wouldn't stop taking pictures of the three of them!
by sd439 May 16, 2016
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Schnoodle

Schnoodle: (verb)To flirt in a cute, playful, and innocent way. Its often gross to witness
Mom, dad, don't Schnoodle in front if me. It's disgusting.
by NEWLEZ TRUSILE December 26, 2016
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schnoozle

You are an idiot for reading this and a hemorrhoid on the ass of society
Hey schnoozle, get off my ass and go ask someone else your stupid question!
by Chiefpat February 18, 2017
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schnook

One who performs unsolicited and unwanted tickling.
Person A: "I don't want to be tickled"
Person B: *tickles person A
Person A: "You schnook"
by The little Cabbages March 9, 2017
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