Schnoofter

Device for removing nasal or ear hair.

Jedi : Geez yoda you really need a schnoofter.
Yoda: yes, hairy my nostrils are.

by Herbertus December 8, 2011

Schnooled up

The condition that results after hours of cocaine use.

So we're all schnooled up and this dude decides it's time to call a hooker.

by jimmyfrankie August 5, 2011

schmooping

When relaxed ball sack skin tightens up and becomes walnut like in shape.

When josh got out of the cold water his (balls) were schmooping.

by jogow January 9, 2014

schmoopledoop

Noun. A person who is fulfilled by and enjoys being a third-wheel.

Nicole was a real schmoopledoop that Valentine's Day she crashed Cara and Aaron's date. She wouldn't stop taking pictures of the three of them!

by sd439 May 16, 2016

Schnoodle

Schnoodle: (verb)To flirt in a cute, playful, and innocent way. Its often gross to witness

Mom, dad, don't Schnoodle in front if me. It's disgusting.

by NEWLEZ TRUSILE December 26, 2016

schnoozle

You are an idiot for reading this and a hemorrhoid on the ass of society

Hey schnoozle, get off my ass and go ask someone else your stupid question!

by Chiefpat February 18, 2017

schnook

One who performs unsolicited and unwanted tickling.

Person A: "I don't want to be tickled"
Person B: *tickles person A
Person A: "You schnook"

by The little Cabbages March 9, 2017