Schlappin’

Unwanted grabbing of one’s schlong…When you're a closeted Republican but you're alone with a young hot male-staffer and you gotta grab that cock so bad...

“I was sitting at the bar and this dude in a suit wearing an elephant pin just reached over and started Schlappin’ my schlong! Just absolutely pummeled my junk at length”

by Hugh_Jasole March 16, 2023

Schnapping

Aka. Pulling a Noah Schnapp

(Verb) (sh • nap • ing)
Apologizing about previous behavior that resulted in backlash causing monetary or otherwise capitalistic backlash (boycotting, etc.)

He’s just Schnapping, I know he doesn’t actually care about the people he’s hurt.

by Government Propaganda January 17, 2024

Schmupping

Pronunciation shh-muh-ping

The art of idle and unfavourable gossip/bad-mouthing centred around either a celebrity or civilian that is of shared interest to a group of people.

Schmupping targets are usually co-workers, ex-partners, and anyone famous.

by LH8 October 23, 2007

Slapping The Jelly

euphemism for female masturbation.

I caught sarah slapping the jelly last night.

by Nav irio May 15, 2010

Slapping Bone

The act of one masturbating so vigorously that the skin tears off the handlers member and they are left stroking only bone.

Dude 1:'What's that noise'
Dude 2:'Oh, Will's just slapping bone...'
Dude 1:'Sounds grim'

by SM130definition May 9, 2011

Schramping

when a hot girl becomes uglier and uglier.

"Dude have you noticed Kate used to be hot but now she so ugly!" "yea dude she has been Schramping"

by fuzzy Slack September 10, 2011

slapping pink

Female masturbation

When I opened the bedroom door he saw her slapping pink.

by BobAbui April 14, 2015