Jizzy Queef

1. A post-coitus vaginal flatulation.

2. A fart out of the vagina that produces a sperm bubble

"Hey bitch."

"Yeah?"

"You get fucked without protection, again?"

"Yeah, he blew his load all up my albert poo holes, and I farted a jizzy queef in his mouth"

by DR.dicknose October 9, 2011

Queef-Grief

noun. The multiple emotions running through a female's mind after 'queefing' during sexual intercourse.

Mike was so disgusted from Megan's queefing that he left for home shortly after the initial queef. Megan suffered overwhelming queef-grief for the rest of the evening.

Brent's girlfriend's queef-grief was no match for his mission to devaginate her.

by MasterQueef June 1, 2012

queef and cheddar

Use arbys cheese sauce as lube in doggy style

You’re mom couldn’t afford a beef and cheddar so I went in the back and gave her a queef and cheddar

by Jmcddd August 25, 2023

roll queef

when a big girl is sitting in capstone and in the middle of class just lets a queef out of a fat roll and then yaunks everywhere

"hey jessica what is this article saying"...."yaunk, excuse me" "did you fart?" "i dont know" "it sounded like a roll queef"

by gewwwww April 9, 2010

queef rod

A big thick cock used to pound a queef out.

I wish i could make some money with my queef rod pounding sluts.

by SecertSlutPounder September 5, 2018

queef's whisper

Being in extremely close proximity to something either physically or metaphorically.

When Philip ran that stop sign, he was a queef's whisper away from plowing into the front of an oncoming vehicle.

by Fillip Snehpets March 3, 2022

queef

Vaginal fart. Most commonly done by Lindsay.

Did you just hear Lindsay queef?
Yeah, man it smelled so foul.

by qurll February 23, 2011