Pattern of Generosity

When one pays hush money to theirs child's mistriess' and their family and justifies it as a gifts for a family in a hard time. Coined by Keith Olbermann from Countdown with Keith Olbermann on MSNBC who reverenced urban dictionary words to bash Republicans (and will mention me on his show)

"I feel bad for Doug and Cindy Hampton and their family since the affair."
"Senator Ensign's parents gave them them tens of thousands of dollars."
"Isn't that a pay off?"
"No don't worry, they have a PATTERN OF GENEROSITY"

by The Jordyn July 9, 2009

Patty Daddy

The dominant, in a sexual realtionship, who holds their partners butt cheeks together while they deficate, thus creating a Butt Burger.

When I'm in the mood for a good Butt Burger, I know I can always count on Braden to be my Patty Daddy.

by WakyCraky March 6, 2017

patty shack

When you’re having intercourse with an elderly woman and you cum on her sensual wrinkly face whilst doing a handstand and shit in between her tits as the cum drips down to become the special sauce.

Bill: “I just gave my grandma the ol’ Patty Shack last night.”

Kevin: “Jesus fucking Christ dude.”

by BigSam and that one clarinet September 28, 2018

Stackin Crabby Patties

v. to make stacks of money. reference to crabby patties from spongebob. (phrase coined by the Rej3ctz in a song called cat daddy.

I'm making so much money I'm Stackin Crabby Patties.

by brhodes8 January 15, 2011

Pattycake

A Caribbean term for vagina

Gyal when yuh gon gimme some pattycake

by Longbranch M. Pennywhistle February 19, 2010

Pattractive

Someone who is pattractive potentially has potential to be attractive.

John potentially has potential to be attractive.

John is a very pattractive person!

by vballcheergirl January 9, 2012

The Almighty Mexican Patty Slap

The most powerful attack that can be dished out on a human. This is done by getting one boca burger patty, slathering it in honey mustard, and smacking some one with it across the face. this does considerable damage to the mental state of the person being slapped

Guy 1:"did you hear about fred? he got the almighty mexican patty slap!"
Guy 2"Oh snap are you serious? is he still breathing on his own?"

by Josh Pimpington December 15, 2007