The Mystical Portal

Noun: The Mystical Portal is a large trailor with metal wings and a long plastic rigged drainage pipe for a neck that supports its large metal head. Mystical portals are usually found in wooded areas secluded from the city. Mystical Portals have been known to mate with 1986 GMC Astro Vans. Mystical Portals can be very territorial and are best tamed with road cones and pitchforks. Mystical Portals are rare nowadays because they can be scrapped for their precious metals at local junk yards. Although Mystical Portals are harmless, any human caught by authorities in, on, or around a Mystical Portal could be punished due to uncertainties of the potential power that the Mystical Portal may or may not have. Anyone that has came in contact or has seen a Mystical Portal is urged to contact "The Keepers of the Portal" immediately as documenting their whereabouts are necessary for the continued survival of Mystical Portals.

A long time ago a poor lost boy was walking though the woods. He became lost after hours of searching for an exit. Then he came to a clearing. he ran for joy to the vast opening only to see a huge metal monster staring him down. The boy ran and ran back into the forest while The Mystical Portal came closer. As he ran out of another exit a band was recording a song on the street corner. He rambled his story though the microphone until he vanished never to be seen again... now with combine efforts the "Keepers of the portal" protect it and the fellow citizens of the world from the distruction it may cause in the years to come.

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by SubBass100 June 3, 2009

Celebrity Death Portal

Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, Los Angeles, California, USA

Elizabeth Taylor was rushed to the Celebrity Death Portal due to complications associated with a pre-existing health condition

by mellowelvis April 18, 2011

portage

The system that Gentoo Linux uses to find and compile packages for your system from a number of servers. This makes the applications on the computer optimized because they are compiled from scratch.

Portage is an awesome way to get opensource programs!

by Resonant November 20, 2004

Photaca

Yet another Pokemon we'd like to see: a Grass-type Pokemon that looks like a white alpaca, that uses its square "nose" to "zoom" in and take a picture of its opponent to confuse it, the Photo Confuse attack. Other attacks: Crunch Slap (Photaca folds its body in half, then suddenly unfolds, slapping its opponent with both ends of the former's body simultaneously), Swift, and Transport (Photaca teleports itself and anything on it).

A Photaca! Now that's a really RARE Pokemon, Ash!

by pentozali March 9, 2008

Photato

Photogenic Potato. Someone that looks good in a photo, but looks ugly in person.

That girl Sally is such a photato. If only she was as good looking in real life, as she was in her Facebook photos.

by Nickiedth August 5, 2014

tumbling portablumpkin

After receiving fellatio while dumping in a portapotty, cum in the girls eyes temporarily blinding her. Then, exit the portapotty and simply push it down a hill tumbling end over end.

i.e. Location, location, location

i got bored with getting blumpkins so I upgraded to the tumbling portablumpkin.

by Banana Suit May 18, 2009

Pleasure Portal

A.K.A her vagina.

Are you sure you want to wreck that pleasure portal with a ten pound baby?

by videoeditor2008 March 14, 2011