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Dry Philadelphia 

When a woman covers her butthole in crumbled up saltine crackers making her ass dry and the man bangs her anus from behind while his penis is covered in cheese whiz.
I really wanted a cheesesteak so I just gave her a dry philadelphia instead.
Dry Philadelphia by Radski June 29, 2011

new philadelphia, ohio

a small town in tuscarawas county, ohio. yet no one who lives there seems to know how to spell the name of the county. The town is full of drunk, pot smoking rednecks, a police force that resembles the third reich, and young disease infested women. Many girls under the age of 20 have children, or multiple children. Many with multiple men and out of wedlock. The towns few attractions are a courthouse (in which you cannot enter unless in handcuffs),
a dirty park, and the boulevard which is a part of 4th st which consists of 5 fast food restaurants. A luxury in the town. Many of the towns younger residents seem to think the town is a rough, dangerous, ghetto city such as that of compton, california of the late 1980's, when it is in fact just a dirty skank-hole. If you plan on coming to new philadelphia for an exciting getaway, think otherwise.
I am going to "new philadelphia, ohio" for the weekend

that sucks.

Dirty Philadelphia 

A dirty Philadelphia is when you wipe the dick cheese off under you womens nose.
My friend said he gave his girl a dirty sanchez, I had to one up him and gave his a girl a dirty Philadelphia.

West Philadelphia 

The part of Philadelphia west of the Schuylkill River.
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground's where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said 'You're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air.'
West Philadelphia by Anonymous July 23, 2003

University of the Sciences in Philadelphia 

A "prestigious" university located in University City along Woodland Avenue in Philadelphia. This school was originally the Philadelphia College of Pharmacy, but has in relatively recent times expanded to include a lot of other sciencey stuff. It is known for pharmacy, because it was the first pharmacy school in the western hemisphere. It has been called (stupidly) USiP (everyone knows you don't include prepositions in acronyms, but leave it to a science school...), USP, and just a month ago renamed USciences (USci was taken by some California school that got pissed when we tried to use it). The campus is small and compact compared to local Drexel or UPenn. There aren't ANY food trucks, which are a staple of Philly. The parties are okay, and interaction with Drexel and UPenn is good. It's not impossible to get into this school. The faculty and student body is extremely diverse. At least one of your teachers at any given time will not speak English as a first language. A good amount of the students are India/Asian, followed by white, and then black, and then a small collection of other. Most major in pharmacy and like 70% are residents. Cafeteria is lame. No distinguished sports except for rifle. (Yeah, shooting.) Gym is a required class. Colors are red and black, or officially "crimson and slate." Mascot is the devil.
Michael Smith: Hey, what college do you go to?
Shebab Patel: University of the Sciences in Philadelphia
Michael Smith: Huh?
Shebab Patel: Philadelphia College of Pharmacy
Michael Smith: Ohhh

new philadelphia 

"You come on vacation, leave on probation." New Philadelphia, Ohio has the reputation of being a drug fueled city just south of Akron/Canton area. The police are like the gestapo and make their own rules and if you dont like them(or they dont like you), they will probably just throw you in jail on crazy trumped up charges and put you on probation for years to come so you keep having to go back to that hell-forsaken place. A small town atmosphere where everyone knows everyone, everyone sleeps with everyone, and everyone has genital warts. New Philadelphia is the place where the mayor gets drunk and goes to pick up his children at a school function and gets arrested for DUI..and the people still love him. The main things to do in New Philadelphia are drink large amounts of alcohol and go to wal*mart...which oddly enough those are about the only two things in New Philadelphia...bars and walmart. And last but not least, New Philadelphia, Ohio is the home of the Fighting Quakers...whoever came up with that name should be kicked square in the nuts for being such a douche bag. Do not ever go to New Philadelphia, you will die there!
Dont go to New Philadelphia, you'll overdose on heroin and get genital warts from the dealer!