Philadelphia Flyers

A team owned by Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins.

Bill: Did you see the pens-flyers game last night?
Bob: Yeah, the pens won 5-0. Crosby had a hat trick and two assists.
Bill: Man it must suck to be a fan of the Philadelphia Flyers.
Bob: It sure does.

by Hockeytown19 November 25, 2022

philadelphia honeymoon

A murder-suicide.

Person 1: Hey have you heard from Johnny and Mary lately? Feels like they disappeared.
Person 2: Oh you didn't know? They went off on a Philadelphia honeymoon last Christmas? Mary found out Johnny was cheating on her and she took him out with a .38 special and then turned it on herself. Ain't no coming back from that.

by WetBanditMarv December 19, 2019

Philadelphia Tramrail

Going to Philadelphia and finding the biggest blackest steelworker you can can have him skull fuck you while spanking you with a spike dildo

I’d love to get a Philadelphia Tramrail from that guy!

by MORoSCF November 16, 2018

Philadelphia Union

MLS team that lost 2022 MLS cup after denied by LAFC backup GK

managed by: Jim Curtin

Tim: "you see Phili union, a MLS team, and Phillies lost their major cup on the same day"
Bob: "tragic"
Philadelphia union is a horrible MLS team

by Randle30 November 6, 2022

Philadelphia

If you are white and you live here you are probably going to die if you aren’t bulletproof

Oh you’re from Philadelphia you must be bulletproof

by Watermelon, black, da hood September 25, 2021

Philadelphia pork dip

The act of hog tying a partner, then using horseradish instead of lube.

I heard that Dave gave Meg the old Philadelphia pork dip last night, and now she squeals whenever she sits down.

by Dirty dishes March 13, 2025

the Philadelphia 500

Philadelphia 500 is something for members of the “community” to be proud proud of .

The Philadelphia 500 is a sad day for this great city when the homicide rate has peaked at an all-time high of 500

The one thing that “those people “sure know how to do well is kill each other by shooting indiscriminately with little to no regard for life.

yo-yo yo, we’re gonna party like it’s 1999 y’all The Philadelphia 500 in effect

by Pro stock November 25, 2021