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Matteo Montesi

A famous Italian preacher
he talks about God and the end of the world
associating stories from the bible with conspiracy theories
he claims that God, angels and demons are aliens who live in spaceships known as "Glorie"
that repitlians exist and are clones of fallen angels
and that Jesus is our solar system's sun
Matteo Montesi is sooooo weird!
by Ohrtheon Luxfulgor September 22, 2018
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that fresh moneeeh

an amount of money that one wants for themselves. Usually used when bragging to someone that they are gonna get that fresh money. When "moneeeh" is said one will stick their tongue out for the "eeeeeehhhhhh" sound.
Yo, I'm the one who's gonna win that fresh moneeeeehhh.

Bitch, you can't win that fresh moneeeh.
by RobynVII June 11, 2006
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Having taken a healthy, large, and incredibly satisfying dump. Sometimes shortened to simply, "broke the bank".
(1) Walking out of the men's room, I say to my friend, "Dude, I just broke the bank in monte carlo."

(2) I'll see you later, I gotta go break the bank.
by Balls Machammer February 11, 2013
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Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo

The deli Cunt that gives you an attitude when you ask her to make you a…
Monte Cristo sandwich, an egg-dipped or batter-dipped ham and cheese sandwich that is pan or deep fried. It is a variation of the French croque monsieur.
I went to the deli today and asked the pretty woman for a Monte Cristo sandwich. She became the Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo when she couldn’t figure out how to make it, she got more upset when I told her to GOOGLE IT!
by Frank Palace July 16, 2022
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Montego

Usually A Guy who has no life and is a loser. He always gets picked on by little kids, they beat him up and take his money
You see montego he is such a lowlife
by MontegoFelix22 April 13, 2017
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Montenegro

A place in EU,small country located in balkan. Girls in Montenegro are hella hot and sexy. There's so many hot girls u can choose and many of them are dumb mostly blondies
Montenegro is state full with mountains
by BoZ1DaR March 3, 2019
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mentee

Someone stupid who doesn't know jack and needs someone spoonfeed them every little god damn detail.
You idiot D comes after C. Now don't fail the god damn alphabet test!
by BuFFerMaN May 13, 2005
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