a’milion

A’milion is such a beautiful women and you would be lucky to have her. A’milion is nice,sweet, cute, sassy but that is what makes you love her the most. She is VERY Loyal and will do anything for a friend. She will never be a fake will never hurt your feelings and will always be the best person you known.

I love when she is sassy that’s such an a’milion.

by A’milion May 3, 2018

Lachlan Milton

GAY

Hey look over there its Lachlan Milton, he is Gay!

by SharpDog69 October 28, 2019

Wyatt Milton

A very small Caucasian penis...the opposite of a Wyatt Russell

I was so ready hot and horny, ready for that Wyatt Russell, Then he pulls out Wyatt Milton.....I got to break up with Mr Wyatt Milton a.s.a.p. such a let down.....is his Wyatt a Russell or a Milton?

by MutedDevil June 13, 2021

Humphrey Milton

Humphrey Milton is a loving and caring child. He is 3. He also thinks that he is a cat called whiskers

"Who is whiskers" Oh that's Humphrey Milton isn't he sweet.

by MilesMilton January 5, 2022

Moist Milton

You wet your big toe and stick it in somebody's ear. It's like a wet willy, but with your big toe.

I'm going to give you a moist milton later..

by i_love_rollerskating September 21, 2022

Finley Milsom

Finley Milsom is a cutie pie and I love him so Much. He occasionally has a little poo poo on the bus or in Scott mussets mouth. He loves it. Finley likes to play rainbow six siege although he is bad at it. His mum is nice and loves to eat cabbage just like Seth the bird hunter. WE LOVE FINLEY

Finley Milsom is a loaf

by Killergod123 March 23, 2023

Procto-Milontesis

A condition wherein the patient's speech comes from their rectum, rather than their larynx. Because patients suffering from this condition maintain no connection between their Broca's Area and their speech organ, the resulting language is often illogical. The condition can be acute or chronic (as in certain uncles at Thanksgiving). There is no effective treatment at this time -- the recommended response is isolation of the patient until the condition subsides. This condition is highly contagious and spreads rapidly through contact via social media.

The patient was referred to us after participating in their HOA page on social media. They began making irrational statements, leading to suspicion of acute Procto-Milontesis. Recommend isolating the patient for 24 hours to see if they improve.

by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023