mendelsohn

destined to be clueless.

Joe is mendelsohn because he can't fucking spell his last name.

by Joe January 4, 2003

Dirty Mendez

The Dirty Mendez refers to the collection of pubic hair on a man's face after performing cunnilingus.

<this is not an example, rather, the origin of The DIrty Mendez>

A friend of mine, his last name is Mendez, tried to grow his goatee. he has a very young face so it looked rather strange at first.

The hairs were thin and at first resembled pubes. We teased him becuase he looked like he had gone down on a girl without washing his face.

I said, "Instead of the Dirty Sanchez, you have the Dirty Mendez." The rest is history.

by The Horny Owl August 19, 2008

Manderstanding

When a joke/banter/lad-pact is put forward in social occasions that only men will understand or agree with, leaving all women present confused and usually disgusted

lad; I declare a game of 'danger rock-paps', the loser must agree to being branded with a lighter

Clunge; Im leaving

lad2; Agreed, true manderstanding.

by chilli9ti May 2, 2009

menser

A pretty girl who is secretly a hoe.

Tina is a menser when she's around the football players.

by SworeLawrd March 12, 2020

jose mendez

A fucker funny but a fucker always with Monica cuz he like a girl like that

Jose Mendez is a fucker

［fucker］

by Lego ninjago January 9, 2017

Jose Mendez

Tend to get mad, lie, and buy a lot of fake stuff off of Mercari, wish, and ioffer.

Example: fake lv belts

fake off white

fake supreme

says he gets girls, but where they at

Where different size shoes

Person 1- what did u buy
Jose- more fake stuff off Mercari like more fake off white, some fake supreme, and another fake lv belt

So this is what Jose Mendez means

by xx I buy fake stuff xx June 8, 2018

x-MENDEZ-x

DURKA's BITCH!

x-MENDEZ-x = DOG

by irollin810 January 25, 2009