Mattressidal

When you are so tired or aroused, that you are practically dying to get into bed.

While texting late at night with his girlfriend, he became seriously mattressidal.

by Bryce Morganthau April 4, 2023

Mattress Firm

an American mattress store chain founded on July 4, 1986. The headquarters of the company is located in Houston, Texas.

On October 5, 2018, Mattress Firm filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. The company planned to break 700 lease contracts by closing 200 unprofitable stores as soon as possible and was considering closing the other 500 stores out of the more than 3,300 it operated at that time. In November 2018, Mattress Firm emerged from Chapter 11 bankruptcy

by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023

mattress

Bed

But also used when naming various options in a hard situation

Yeah, I’ve review all the mattresses

by Jaakson17391 August 1, 2023

Mattress mermaid

1) A person (typically a female) that is content with laying with anyone on any bed with the intention of engaging in sexual acts; they are so content with doing the sex on any bed, because it's like their natural habitat.

That girl is a mattress mermaid, because she don't care whose bed she climbs into to get plowed.

by One1Upp July 17, 2024

Mattress Holiday

A no-nothing holiday such as president’s day and Columbus Day that’s mainly to give government workers a day off and to sell mattresses.

Damn the bank is closed today for that stupid mattress holiday Columbus Day. Well let’s go buy a mattress I hear they’re 30% off today.

by Dnurse15 February 18, 2024

Mattress humper

Someone that spends more time masturbating than having a life.

"im not talking to some fucking mattress humper"

by H0nyoka December 8, 2024

mattress

A sleep rectangle that marketers made complicated.

“Alex’s laptop melted after loading his 59th mattress comparison tab”

“Matt spent 43,981 hours browsing mattress reviews, triggering an intervention and a Boring Mattress.”

by boringmattress December 18, 2024