Popular Loner

A student who everyone knows and wants to hang out with but never seems to have time for others. Rather than making plans with his "friends" afterschool he chooses to go home and play video games instead. He never seems interested in hanging out with the various people who wish to hang out with him.

Jesse: How come Giovanni never wants to hang out?
Washington: He's a Popular Loner!

by Gunn Nunez April 18, 2022

Loner Poner Boner

Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"

by Elliot Smooth E June 16, 2008

Lonerise

Your friends have ditched you or you are all alone by yourself.

Just Lonerise me why don't you!

by Ashleigh Hayes!!!!!!:) November 11, 2003

Lomerfriend

A girlfriend that looks like a guy, resulting in a different form of homosexuality.

"David's girlfriend looks like a guy."

"Dude shes not a girlfriend, she's a Lomerfriend."

by SKKroxit35 February 9, 2009

lonering

The act of being a loner or reflecting the qualities of a loner.

"What's that girl doing in that corner all by herself?"
"You know, just lonering."

"Sorry we weren't able to get you a seat next to us on the plane. Happy lonering for the next 8 hours!"

by Peggy the one and only July 5, 2012

lolergagered

Spawned from the word "lol".
It is used if someone says something extremely funny.
It is lol X 100000.

It can also be used as a hilbilly word for "lol"

Pronounced "lol-er-gag-er-d"

"Haha, poop" said DSG (If you find poop funny)
"OMG! LOLERGAGERED! POOP!"

by Alain Meyer July 29, 2006

lolerblades

See Rofflecopter.
A n00b terminology meaning hilarity

Omg LOLOLOOLOLOLOL LOLERBLADES lmfao.

by Aryam-may May 13, 2005