Text Lag

The phenomenon when you go to send a text, or google something, on your phone and realize that you were already in the middle of some other task that you must finish before texting which leads to another task and then you forget the original task or text. Then you finally send the text a while later.

"Wait, I didn't text you? Oh, sorry, I sometimes get into a Text Lag loop and never catch up."

by Quotidianian August 21, 2012

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Schwag Lag

When you smoke some crappy ganja (schwag) and get very tired and start to crash.

I smoked a big joint of some mexican schwag, now i suffer from schwag lag and must sleep.

by R2thaC October 28, 2009

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Lag Wagon

When a friend is lagging it and holding up the rest of the group.

Friend 1: Whats taking "friends name here" so long?

Friend 2: Im not sure, but he needs to hurry up and get off the lag wagon.

by MostdopeJoe November 7, 2011

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Shag Lag

When your watching porn on the internet and your connection is slow so your porn is jumpy and the sound is off beat with the action.

"man i was having a bat last night till i hit shag lag and i didnt know if i should keep going or stop"

by Cheyne Grainger July 9, 2007

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ass lag

when your fucking a girl in the ass and the lube starts to wear off

i was about to orgasm but then the ass lag started

by Asshead May 17, 2003

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Body Lag

A delay in reaction time causing one to resemble a high latency video-game character. It is often accompanied by a distorted perception of time, short term memory loss, extreme clumsiness, and loss of depth perception.

Body lag is generally the product of Alcohol and/or lack of sleep.

"I had to get up at three in the morning on one hour of sleep, my body lag was so bad that I ran into my bedroom door on the way out after I thought I had opened it."

by Droolguy September 25, 2011

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