Keyboard lag

Keyboard lag occurs when you buy a new keyboard for your computer. Common symptoms of keyboard lag include:

-Excessive amount of typos.
-Stress.
-Jizz Bones happen every 10 minutes or so.

Keyboard lag shouldn't be confused with Keyboard location lag which is when you misspell words due to your keyboard being 1cm off it's usual space.

To prevent keyboard lag you need to throw eggs at your keyboard, slam your penis on the space bar and smother it in tartar sauce. If you do this every day for a week you should be able to type normally - This is called the Keyboard Speed Solution.

"I got a new keyboard the other day, I keep on making typos with it. I'm doing the Keyboard Speed Solution everyday and I'm slowly improving!"
"Damn, thaos keybaord lag si rwally annotign me"
"I hate it when I get keyboard lag"

by WhosTheGman August 19, 2013

Schwag Lag

When you smoke some crappy ganja (schwag) and get very tired and start to crash.

I smoked a big joint of some mexican schwag, now i suffer from schwag lag and must sleep.

by R2thaC October 28, 2009

Lag Wagon

When a friend is lagging it and holding up the rest of the group.

Friend 1: Whats taking "friends name here" so long?

Friend 2: Im not sure, but he needs to hurry up and get off the lag wagon.

by MostdopeJoe November 7, 2011

Shag Lag

When your watching porn on the internet and your connection is slow so your porn is jumpy and the sound is off beat with the action.

"man i was having a bat last night till i hit shag lag and i didnt know if i should keep going or stop"

by Cheyne Grainger July 9, 2007

ass lag

when your fucking a girl in the ass and the lube starts to wear off

i was about to orgasm but then the ass lag started

by Asshead May 17, 2003

DST Lag

the sleepy feeling you get when trying to adjust to the new time for daylight saving time

chris: man i feel so tired

jim: why? what'd you do yesterday?

chris: nothing, i just got a little DST lag

by J-SLIK November 28, 2007

lag monkey

Lag Monkeys are those mysterious primates at cause your internet connection to run way slower than usual by soaking up the bandwidth with streaming p*rn.

Dude 1: My gigabit DSL is running way slow today..
Dude 2: Yeah, must be those damn lag monkeys again.

by Shadow_Sphinx December 16, 2007