jonah bride

the guy that wears girly boxers, and is a barbie girl. dances to womanizer. likes to put lipstick all over his face. :)
calls his own mother FAT! get beat up by girls. and loves mexican dudes. and likes younger women. carries bags for chicks at the mall.

person 1: dude, womanizer is on, i love that song.
person 2: aww, look there is jonah bride dancing with his fat mom.
person1: ewyy i bet he wears her ipstick all the time.
person 2: yeahh i bet so.

by <3 ajj and mkm January 27, 2009

Jenadyn

One of the best female pkers of runescape.

Omg was that Jenadyn who koed Vermomd?

by Sablan June 4, 2009

jonah capitulo

He is a dumb mother fucking chink that has no friends and is always horny for men

Your such a jonah capitulo

by BIG13D December 1, 2014

Jonah Hill

Director. Actor. Comedian. Very funny and talented. Worked on movie such as Super Bad, Mid 90’s, Wolf of Wall Street, etc.
Often gets confused with absolute stud Liam Lesser.

Friend 1: Hey, is that Jonah Hill!!
Friend 2: Nah, that just absolute stud Liam Lesser!
Friend 1: Oh yea, they look alike.

by Haha2626 March 1, 2019

Jonah

A ugly piece of shit , Ugly and mean

Ewe it Jonah, I hate him

by Con Reagel November 22, 2019

Jonah Bruyns

CUNT

"Hey Jonah Bruyns, you smell like fish sex."

by whori02 May 20, 2020

Jonah

A man who just goes on living to avoid disappointing his loved ones. A total douchebag and a massive cunt.

Example:

P1: "Wow, look at that guy."

P2: "Yeah, he's a real Jonah."

P3: "Definitely, what a freaking Jonah."

by NotReeder69 January 9, 2021