gay itch

It's when you are not sure you are gay, though you still feel like being fucked in your ass

1. Oh my, I have such a gay itch
2. This dude is a well known gay itcher

by Lariska666 March 28, 2018

Grok Itch

An insatiable desire to understand obscure protocols

"You sleep okay last night?" - Jared
"No. I was reading Wikipedia and I caught a horrible case of grok itch!" - Victor

by jaredatron March 7, 2023

Booze Itch

One’s feeling that they need to drink alcohol; can be brought on by a hangover (hair of the dog), in-laws (coping), or any other reason, but is typically defined by an inexplicable need to drink when you shouldn’t.

Mike: I’m getting the booze itch, Steve.

Steve: I hear you, bruh. Bloodies?

by Jinxed Bayous August 1, 2018

Perma-Itch

Perma-Itch. When your pet gets stuck in a permanent loop between being itchy and scratched. Scratch me. Runs away. Comes Back. Scratch me. Runs away. Comes Back. Scrat...

Brix is stuck in a perma-itch again. Needs his flee medicine.

by BrixieBoi October 29, 2021

bush itch

When a hairy vagina area itches.

I couldn't scratch my bush itch because I was sitting in teacher in -service.

by YaYa's October 12, 2015

Shaver's Itch

The red, irritatating spots that appear on your pores after you've shaved your pubic hairs when they start to grow back. Often mistaken for an STD / STI

There is no worse undeserving cock block than a shaver's itch.

by TheItch&TheClap February 23, 2011

itching

when a fiend is desperately trying buzzed off the nicotine

Cris’s waxpen died during class after that homie started itching like a motherfucker

by DirtyPBastard361 July 23, 2022