Uber-heffer

(Derivative of heifer)
Someone who eats a lot and who closely resembles a pizza oven in size.

If Molly carries on eating all that chocolate cake everyday, she's gonna become an uber-heffer

by *Barbie July 25, 2006

heiferized

the action of most women after settling down and living off the man of the house.

heifer:a female cow or a fat married woman(heiferized)

by northern new york December 29, 2008

heiferitis

Heiferitis is the stage of being slightly under obese. You are not quite obese, but yet not skinny. Although a disorder, you can still get guys every 3 months or so.

Rachel suffers from heiferitis so therefore gets laid about once every 4 months.

Julia wanted to get with Shawn but he told her to see the doctor about her heiferitis before (she weights more than Shawn).

Because of her heiferitis, Monique just had 3 slices of pizza but could still do dinner.

by doublejointed6 March 24, 2017

Heifer Fluffer

Giving a girl head in a cow pasture.

"Yo bro, Tom gave her head in the cow pasture! He's such a fucking Heifer Fluffer!"

by BakerOutpost November 16, 2019

heffa wanch

Same thing as a heffa whore.. . Pronounced "Heffa- "Wayn"-ch

To insult a female that's both fat and a hoe..

This stupid "Heffa wanch" done pissed me off

Dumb ass "Heffa wanch" ill slap yo ass

by Dutchess Coopette September 23, 2020

hugh hefner

a GREAT AMERICAN HERO invented the first mens magazine playboy. also led the sexual revolution against conservative asswipes and feminist fucktards. he died a hero and is currently in heaven fucking sexy women including marilon Monroe.

Hugh hefner was a good man

by breast man98bbbbb2breastman89 February 14, 2019

heiferlicious

adj. A portmanteau of heifer and bootylicious, used to describe a heavily-built woman who wears clothing which should only be worn by someone with an "ideal" body-type.

Clothing that exposes a gut, back fat or orange-peel legs would render the wearer heiferlicious.

by Benny Blanco from Bromley July 3, 2006