Definitions by BakerOutpost

Patty Plopper 

Sucking dick in a cow pasture.

Hey dude, Leslie gave me a patty plopper the other day while we were out 'shrooming!

Patty Plopper by BakerOutpost November 16, 2019

Heifer Fluffer 

Giving a girl head in a cow pasture.

"Yo bro, Tom gave her head in the cow pasture! He's such a fucking Heifer Fluffer!"

Heifer Fluffer by BakerOutpost November 16, 2019