Uber-heffer Share definition Flag (Derivative of heifer) Someone who eats a lot and who closely resembles a pizza oven in size. If Molly carries on eating all that chocolate cake everyday, she's gonna become an uber-heffer Uber-heffer by *Barbie July 25, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Uber-heffer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch