Definitions by *Barbie

Uber-heffer 

(Derivative of heifer)
Someone who eats a lot and who closely resembles a pizza oven in size.

If Molly carries on eating all that chocolate cake everyday, she's gonna become an uber-heffer

Uber-heffer by *Barbie July 25, 2006

tardy

A person usually becomes tardy when they are over-tired, have had too much sugar or are possibly drunk.
They say bonehead things and act like complete fools.

"James please stop acting so friggn tardy. Just calm down or I'll have to make you leave."

"I hate spending time with these tardy people!"

tardy by *Barbie July 25, 2006