Palmela Handerson 

The phrase "Palmela Handerson", is a joking term used to make reference to masturbation. The term synergizes masturbation with actress Pamela Anderson, famous from the 90s T.V. show "Baywatch", and former girlfriend of drummer Tommy Lee, from Mötley Crüe.

"My buddy has no real girlfriend to have sex with, but he does have "Palmela Handerson" to get himself off."

Palmela Handerson by TommyTheJaay October 21, 2018

April 19th NATIONAL WORSHIP HANGE ZOE DAY 

Brag to all your friends about how sexy hange Zoe is, look and save some hange photos anything over 20 will do.

“Bro look it’s April 19th!”
“Hun?”
“Worship hange or die because it’s April 19th NATIONAL WORSHIP HANGE ZOE DAY”
“dude stop screaming I get it..”

April 19th NATIONAL WORSHIP HANGE ZOE DAY by Peytonworshipshange April 18, 2021

Hangorade 

A bottle of gatorade, usually the 1 L ones, that you chug in the morning to help relieve a hangover. As a bonus you can leave the bottle next to your bed to piss into another night when you don't feel like getting out of bed to piss in the middle of the night.

Dude, I almost drank my own piss this morning because my piss bottle was sitting right next to my hangorade.

Hangorade by finnus mcginnus March 26, 2009

Hangar 

A building or structure used for storing aircraft. Often populated by pilots, mechanics, hangar hounds, and similar ilk. It's kind of like a really big garage, but it's more fun to spend time in.

Hangars can be open on one or all sides, fully enclosed, heated or unheated. Some are quite nice with offices inside, some are very plain without even power going to them. The word "Hangar" comes from a French word meaning "shed."

I'm glad I got my plane into the hangar before the hailstorm started.

Hangar by Athene Airheart May 2, 2004

left hander 

The rather difficult task of masturbating with the left hand while using the right hand on a mouse to navigate porn on the Internet.
With practice you can become ambidextrous; however that in no way discriminates against ambidextrous men who are born that way.

When my mother goes to the supermarket I have a quick left hander.

left hander by soreofhing July 6, 2009

hangler

Loose , saggy vaginal lips ." Outties".Possibly genetic, too much sex with large black men, too many children, double (or triple ) penetration or from living life like a cocaine fueled nymphomaniacal whore-bag.

"Oh my , Valerie sure could use a tuck down there, her Hangler was seen by all at the pool party."

hangler by ranoverray May 13, 2015

Hager 

One of your closest friends.Someone you can trust dearly.An amazing chef and an extremely intelligent and laid back person.Pretty brown eyes and long brown hair with golden skin.One of the best people you’ll ever meet!

wow Hager has really nice hair

Hager by sisters101 July 30, 2019