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Pool Goggling

Similar to beer goggling, pool goggling occurs when an inebriated person's pool game seems to look better and better as his state of inebriation gets higher and higher. He'll hit more balls, take more chances, and sometimes he'll get funnier as his game gets worse --and good thing for him-- it's all done with a smile on his face and without his knowledge of it.
I don't like playing pool with Tom unless he's pool goggling. At least when he's drunk, he's funny when he plays.
by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010
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Masterbation Goggles

When you are masturbating to porn that you wouldn't normally find arousing.
Dude 1: Ew man why is their foot fetish videos in your search history?
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.
by Eaglesrownage December 12, 2012
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terrorist goggles

when you put your nuts on a chicks eyes, then take a shit in her mouth
the reason your mom wont quit calling me is becuase i gave her a pair of terrorist goggles
by masterbrad August 15, 2010
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Goggle Hot

When chicks are hot because of their sick goggles.
Damn those Smiths make her hella goggle hot
by Dangoos November 23, 2019
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Pepperoni Goggles

When you've had so much to eat your vision gets blurred, kinda like being food drunk
OMG! I just ate so much im gonna pop, I got some wicked pepperoni goggles
by TheHossArmy January 22, 2012
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Cement Goggles

the act of one patry blowing a load on to another parties face and letting the cum harden of the parties face to where it is hard to open their eyes.
i just gave that chick cement goggles while she was passed out on the couch
by bigjoey1 January 27, 2009
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Mountain Goggles

Mountain goggles are a mountaineering's equivalent of beer goggles: After spending considerable amount of time on an expedition with a predominantly male group of fellow mountaineers, one's standard on female beauty becomes lowered. Like beer goggles, the decrease in standard is proportional to the days spent away from civilization.
After 2 weeks in Nepal, he hooked up with the first girl that smiled at him. She was toothless. He had a serious case of mountain goggles.
by Lo Hong December 23, 2010
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