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GPS (Global Positioning Steven)

Named for an annoying wannabe kid who never gets invited to go places, but always seems to show up anyway. Because he can find his "friends" anywhere, even if they go to great lengths to exclude him or go places that they think he'll never find them, he is thought to have an extrasensory advantage in locating others.
"So I went to the mall with Joe the other day and Nick showed up. It was like he was waiting for us!"
"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."
by B-Town June 1, 2004
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Globetrotter

A person who enjoys switching locations during the course of a sexual experience. IE Starting off on the bed, then to the desk, then floor, then shower, etc.
She's great in bed. Well, in a lot of other places too. She's a bit of a globetrotter.
by Gideon Stall May 11, 2011
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global warming denier

Deniers are phsychologically flawed individuals who actively deny the mainstream scientific viewpoint that the earth is warming due to the release of CO2 by the burning of fossil fuels. While 97% of climate scientists are in agreement and the evidence collected by use of the scientific method is indisputable, these people deny the reality through
confirmation bias reinforced by well funded oil company propaganda and disinformation. Social dominance orientation, system justification, and identity protective cognition define the denier. These are character traits that reinforce white male hegemony over the environment and reinforce social hierarchies, and are common in a strict father worldview where the children never learn to think for themselves. The pedagogy of the strict father is belief over facts, with a powerful “head” of the family, much like in a dictatorship where there is only one leader in charge. Denialism is also closely linked to hate groups, Golf, Nascar, country music, religious zealots, and much of middle America who have been brainwashed by AM radio, essentially using our public airwaves for free, to protect the profits of companies whose pollution could potentially end most of humankind. And the pope agrees.
Science is bigly scary therefor I vote republican and am a global warming denier dumbass toxic masculinity murica trumpism rolling coal
by blixdick September 13, 2017
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globency

In the foreign exchange market and international finance, a world currency or global currency or "globency" refers to a currency in which the vast majority of international transactions take place and which serves as the world's primary reserve currency.
Yo dawg I'm thinkin' bout investin' in some globency, what'ca think?
by Chris S Holmes July 21, 2006
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globberdoo

a large mass of an unknown or known gooey substance
While I was caulking the tub, I found a big globberdoo of it on my shoe.

I was walking down the sidewalk and stepped in a big globberdoo.
by Mike612 September 17, 2006
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global endowments

a sort of code word for boobs usually meaning that they are big.
Boy1: hey who do you think has the best global endowments?

Boy2: definitely pam anderson!!!
by immaninja January 3, 2009
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globed

A practical joke of sorts, that involves the inconspicuous planting of cheap and tacky snowglobes around the victim's room (condom/sock drawer, under the pillow, nestled in sex toy chest).

The ultimate goal for the victim (or their significant other/hook up) to discover the distasteful object at inopportune moments.
(additional points if it results in a total cock block).
"Bro, you totally globed me the other night when I was gettin' busy with this chick. You owe me an orgasm."

"You been GLOBED, motherfucka!"
by stabzilla December 25, 2012
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