girthmaxxing

steering the skin and muscle tissue of your penis to make your girth wider. the act of making your penis enhance its girth.

Yooo bro have you been girthmaxxing it’s gotten way thicker!!

by Tonyrello dickrider March 10, 2024

girthmaxxing

The process of increasing penile girth through means of jelqing, pumping, or manual exercise.

“Hey dawg, can you lay off the girthmaxxing? You’re tearing my asshole up too much and it’s giving me the runs.”

by Jelqlord 69 March 12, 2024

Girthmaxxing

the act of stretching your "peenar" in the x-direction, like a longitudinal wave mayhaps. it should be complimented by the act of jelqing to prevent chodemaxxing.

Hey im girthmaxxing right now to hentai furry porn so my peenits can be nice and long for her when i see her.

by Gorg (Pimp) Flod March 15, 2024

girthsmaxxing

A type of looksmaxxing that involves making the penis girthier through a series of exercises and streches

“bro I was girthsmaxxing for a week straight, and my dick grew an inch in diameter!

by the big jelq March 18, 2024

girthmaxxing

Stretching your penis out to make it girthier and bigger for your gay best friend Wyatt

I was girthmaxxing to impress wyatt

by Penisbaus March 22, 2024

Girthmaxing

Girthmaxing is the relentless pursuit of personal growth and self-improvement, aimed at expanding one's cock, confidence, and vitality to their maximum potential. Inflating one's own dick frees a man from their earthly limitations and grants them the ability to take hold of their own life. It embodies a dedication to fitness, nutrition, and overall well-being, empowering individuals to enhance their physical stature and command attention with an undeniable aura of strength and vitality. Girthmaxing is not merely about superficial gains, but about embracing a lifestyle of discipline, determination, and resilience to become the strongest, most vibrant version of oneself, both inside and out.

I spent the summer girthmaxing on the Huashan Mountains and came back a different man.

Sorry I can't come into work today. I was girthmaxing all night and I have torn in my aorta.

by Girthydave April 5, 2024

Girth Master

When a femal message a man
"Isn't this a huge dick"

And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.

They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.

He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.

OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...

Girth master got me so hot I can't contain myself against that wall....not punch me bitch ....ohhhhh jeeeez.

Free diddy.

by Currently fucking a man October 23, 2024