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german snowplow

After anal sex before pulling out, one punches the one receiving anal sex in the kidney causing the spinchter to contract and in the same motion one pulls out which wipes any fecal matter off of the penis.
I was fuckin' Jessica up the poop chute last night and I knew I was pokin' a turd so I gave her a German Snowplow before I pulled out so I wouldn't have an intense clean-up afterwards. I still had a stinky dink though.
by Travis McKenna January 28, 2006
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German Shrapnel

Step one: Invite a bitch and an enemy to your house. Make sure enemy arrives one hour after girl does.

Step two: Feed bitch dinner consisting of excessively spicy Indian, Mexican, Jamaican food and a bag of dried apricots.

Step three: Go to the front door and ass pound that bitch like you're a gorilla on Viagra.

Step four: when enemy arrives open the door and then quickly jump out of the away. Revel in glorious revenge as that diabolically spicy shit rocket explodes in enemies FACE. Enjoy a hearty chuckle as that ass hat loses his dignity, his eye sight, and suffers third degree burns as the molten shit melts his face off!
guy 1: remember Jeff?
Guy 2: you mean the guy that stole your pack of gum?
Guy 1: Yes. Lets just say certain steps were taken and he no longer enjoys the luxury of having a face
Guy 2: *shocked silence*
Guy 1: Yes thats right. He endured the burning turd torpedo that is the german shrapnel
by Raging mountain goat March 22, 2010
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German Shower Curtain

A device, exactly like a condom, but with sack protection. It is used for sexual intercourse with really dirty bitches that will give you the HIV by looking at them, yet busting a nut at the moment overrides any rational thought.
Friend 1-"Hey man, do you have a german shower curtain? I'm gonna be banging your mom later."

Friend 2-"Godspeed my friend."
by The Real Baby Mustacho June 5, 2011
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germalism

A lowly form of journalism; grubby and/or focussing on the minute and irrelevant. Often happens at the expense of reporting issues in the public interest.
This furore about the Prime Minister scratching her earlobe at a funeral being 'slammed' as an insult to the deceased is germalism!
by TedH August 8, 2012
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german alarm clock

The act of waking up your female(or male) partner with a hot sticky load of cum in the face.
The slut wouldn't wake up to go home so I gave her a german alarm clock and kicked her out.
by DoTtEdT December 9, 2008
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german blockade

When you "bust a nut" onto a person's eye while they are asleep, so when they wake up, their eye is blocked from dried semen.
"I'm going to give Billy a German Blockade when he's asleep, because he teabagged me"
by roflzorz November 18, 2007
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german gas pedal

In self-defense, plant your foot on the other guy's balls and grab his feet (the steering wheel) and while gripping tightly, push down on the gas with your foot.
When Sven attempted to molest me, I applied the German gas pedal to his member and crushed his balls.
by Steve-O April 23, 2003
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