When your finger accidently slips through the wad of toilet paper after a particularly moist, wet deuce drop.
Despite his effort to the contrary, Frank's finger slipped through the wad of toilet paper mid-wipe and left him with a tar finger until he could finish and wash off.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016
Get the Tar Fingermug. A condition experienced when one plays the game "Angry Birds", "Angry Birds Seasons", or "Angry Birds Rio" too much.
The constant tapping of the pause button and the subsequent tapping of the restart button right underneath it using one's left thumb eventually leads to throbbing and a peculiar tingling that can't be properly explained unless one experiences it firsthand.
As for the right hand, certain birds require tapping in order to use their respective ability. Many people prefer to use their right thumb for this function, which can lead to similar effects as the left hand. Many impatient players worsen this condition by launching their bird, tapping for the ability, then quickly swipe from left to right in order to get right back to their birds to launch as quick as possible
This condition is treatable with breaks between every few Angry Birds levels. However if one decides to keep playing, their condition could worsen.
The constant tapping of the pause button and the subsequent tapping of the restart button right underneath it using one's left thumb eventually leads to throbbing and a peculiar tingling that can't be properly explained unless one experiences it firsthand.
As for the right hand, certain birds require tapping in order to use their respective ability. Many people prefer to use their right thumb for this function, which can lead to similar effects as the left hand. Many impatient players worsen this condition by launching their bird, tapping for the ability, then quickly swipe from left to right in order to get right back to their birds to launch as quick as possible
This condition is treatable with breaks between every few Angry Birds levels. However if one decides to keep playing, their condition could worsen.
"Man, my AB Fingers are messing with my school work, I can barely write anything!"
"I had the worst case of AB Fingers yesterday, luckily I took a break to go eat dinner"
"You need treatment for your AB Fingers, I'll call the most reliable hotline to get you some help
"I had the worst case of AB Fingers yesterday, luckily I took a break to go eat dinner"
"You need treatment for your AB Fingers, I'll call the most reliable hotline to get you some help
by Angry Birds Addict April 21, 2011
Get the AB Fingersmug. 
A specific arrangement of one's hands and fingers in which the hands are extended forward palms up while cyclically moving the fingers as if they were grasping at jello.
Once again, Stilts was caught doing the creepy fingers at the bar during Michael Jackson's Dirty Diana.
by Cheel October 3, 2009
Get the Creepy Fingersmug. The simple act of selection of the swiss, often used to select ones choice in shops. The swiss finger is simply extending ones index finger and arm and continuing to then shake the hand of extended index finger. Thus presenting the direction to ones attention.
A swiss man shows what sandwich he desires by swiss fingering it to show his selection.
man:oh she got me the wrong sandwich
swiss man: i always get what i want when i use the swiss finger! thank god im swiss!
man:oh she got me the wrong sandwich
swiss man: i always get what i want when i use the swiss finger! thank god im swiss!
by Swissbun November 26, 2011
Get the Swiss Fingermug. Mr. Hare: Come in for a cup of coffee, boy.
Kyler: Uh, ok.
*one hour later*
Kyler: What did you do to me?
Mr. Hare: I gave you the old silly finger.
Kyler: You ssson of a bbitchh
Kyler: Uh, ok.
*one hour later*
Kyler: What did you do to me?
Mr. Hare: I gave you the old silly finger.
Kyler: You ssson of a bbitchh
by xLonnie December 6, 2015
Get the silly fingermug. When a women mustn’t masturbate for the whole month of February (It’s like no but November but for girls)
by Pussy pussy thot thot November 2, 2018
Get the No finger Februarymug.