Educated failure

A very educated person, at the best universities, but one who becomes boring and/or unimpressive when running for political office

Have you seen an educated failure? What about mayor Pete?

by Sexydimma October 15, 2024

Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive

You are REALLY struggling with that one, huh?

Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."

by Hym Iam August 27, 2025

Evolutionary Failure

Giant Panda

The giant panda is an evolutionary failure

by TheGeck September 20, 2021

girl failure

You probably

Friend 1: What’s a girl failure?
Friend 2: Look in a mirror

by ShaySage April 26, 2024

Cellaerial Failure

When someone has lost their cell phone signal and attempts to climb to higher and out of reach places to reconnect and fails by not getting the signal or falling on their ass

john: hey what the hell is bob doing way up there

tim: looks as if hes trying to get a signal for is phone

john: oh well thats just gonna end in cellaerial failure

by TheLurkingMoose October 16, 2009

Educated failure

A person that is extremely well educated, maybe a lawyer even, but are very f*ing unimpressive and almost comically incompetent when it comes to running for president of a country and having to explain their policies to voters

What do Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg and Elizabeth Warren 🤔 have in common? They're educated failures irl.

by Sexydimma October 14, 2024

Manufacture failure

No. This was a great idea.

Hym "No you're trying to manufacture failure to spite me but I was right about the about the targeted harassment and when your kids are dead explicitly because of it you're going to have to suck it up and keep your mouth shut about it because the people who signed off on it and the social media companies that facilitated it are 'too important.' You backed the wrong horse in the name of Jesus and be nice to women and retards and the price you will pay is child murder. You deserve it. 937 plus the ones that will inevitably occur in the future. Should have played ball. It's your own goddamn fault and you're going to suffer at the hands of your own solipsism when I get what's coming to me."

by Hym Iam April 23, 2024