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f-email

Email - usually about nothing important and/or containing pictures of babies, cute animals, or other such schmaltzy stuff - from a significant other, sister, or mother.

Most men would rather die than read too much f-email.
I'll read it later, it's just f-email.
by zygo August 7, 2009
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Emil

emil you look like a potato or emil shave your pubes are huge
by erik potatster April 6, 2017
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email dump

a) your personal emails that are specifically " dumped" on the media, by someone betraying you, in order to discredit you
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.
if you ever let someone enter your personal email dump, definition b), don't be surprised if email dump-definition a)- will be used by that "someone" to "torpedo you underwater" decades later, spelling the Titanesque end of your political career
by Sexydimma October 2, 2018
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Secondary Email

The email account you give away to people or businesses you don't want to hear from. Usually used to get free samples.
That Red Bull representative wouldn't give me a free sample unless I gave her my email address, so I gave her my secondary email
by Kircus February 18, 2010
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embalming fluid

Embalming fluid has nothing to do with PCP.
Embalming fluid (also known as formaldehyde) is a liquid used to preserve biological specimens.
It's the stuff that makes morgues smell like shit.

Often times, joints, blunts, or cigarettes are dipped in embalming fluid and left to dry to create a drug called sherm.
by E. P. Chen March 16, 2009
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email

Yet another way that crap from the Internet (pr0n, drugs, warez, virii etc) can be brought to you.. E-Mail also includes spam.
"Dude, my e-mail is fucked."
"Dude, my e-mail is brilliant, I got my house remortgaged, a fake diploma, pr0n site passwords, the lot."
by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003
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EMail

Someone sending you ecstacy through the mail
Instead of formal transaction of "drug deal" you send your ecstasy pills through the mail naming it email.
by Blacksta December 15, 2009
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