Douchebag

An insecure male that comes well-packaged, only to clean vaginas

"check out that hair! and those abs! but hes kinda empty...make a great tool for my crotch tho!"

"that guy in the pink shirt thinks his douchebag ass is getting with so many girls but they're using him"

by Etiquette December 14, 2009

douchebag

1. Douchebag, literally, is a bag used to carry a douche in, often times, the word is misused and mistaken for actually being a synonym for douche since douchebags are no longer used.
2. As an adjective, douchebag is often used as an insult with no true meaning.

1. Guy: Hey, i got you a douchebag .
Girl: That's a douche you dipshit .
2. Can't you figure anything out, you stupid douchebag?

by ducuss January 18, 2008

Douchebag

Someone who is incredibly stupid or idiotic.

Dude1: Press the button.
Dude2: There isn't a button there.
Dude1: I'm staring straight at it you fucking douchebag!!!

by N4TH4N December 28, 2005

Douchebagging

The act of wearing your hair with two strands of your bangs infront of your face, while emulating south park and cosplaying.

JJ is well know for his douchebagging

by Rentsys Boys April 23, 2008

Douchebag

A guy who is fucking a girl that you would like to fuck, but can't.

I can't believe that Kate is still going out with that douchebag!

by Count Frolic May 7, 2016

Douchebag

Annoying people who have past the rank ass, asshole, and jerk. But are not yet fuckers or motherfuckers. Possible at the rank of bitch or BYEOTCH.

No, not Beverly Hills 90210. They are not bad people.

REAL EXAMPLE:
Person 1:...
Person 2: Why aren't you talking?!
Person 1: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG!

by AMERICAN IDIOTTTT July 5, 2010

Douchebag

The ever so helpless, obnoxious, and autistic Russian Nimby, Cock Sucking Bitch Boy, formerly from St. Petersburg and now, oh so inconveniently living in Columbia, MO ruining everyone's well-being, safety, and health. This is due to his incompetent sense of using cool and dangerous toys, a big-ass truck, and the liquid motivation of Fireball Whiskey and other various forms of alcohol, accompanied by his wild Russian dumbass nature and a bit (LOT) rough and rowdy decisions.

[e-mail]

[e-mail] ==> Douchebag 100%

by Konstantin's mom. May 6, 2014