dinosaur

Something old and slow to the point of obsolescence.

Don't bother buying that game for my brother. His computer is a dinosaur and cannot run it.

Get merch

Get the dinosaur mug.

See more merch

dinosaur dink

A weiner that is flakey and shaped like a triceratops.

She dumped me because she said i had a dinosaur dink.

Get merch

N; The place between the ball sack and asshole: See: coin purse, gooch, chode,

"Freeballing irritaites the ol' dinosaur belly". or "After that marathon my dinosaur belly was smothered in duck butter".

Get merch

i couldnt understand him, its like he was speaking "dinosaur-ian" or something

Get merch

The decayed organic matter in the ground that over time has been refined into modern day petroleum products.

Yo Vinny! I need to fill up the caddy with some dinosaur blood before hitting the Jersey Shore.

Get merch

When you recieve head (Blow Job) from an elderly person

Get merch

A gigantic prehistoric sexual climax. Like when Godzilla gets laid.

I haven't had a dinosaurgasm in a hundred million years.

Get merch