Donkey Punchers

The coolest geocaching group in Merced, CA. Known for being unable to find the easiest of caches, and often resort to calling other people for clues.

Person 1-"Dude i dont know where this cache is, someone must have stolen it."

Person 2-"Man, if we keep this shit up were gunna end up like the Donkey Punchers."

Donkey Punchers by Night Owl920 September 25, 2010

Donkey Dick Guarantee 

A guarantee so outrageous that it makes you think of a Donkey Dick.

That's a "Donkey Dick Guarantee" from you to me!

Donkey Dick Guarantee by FistFire July 12, 2007

donkey sucking uncle fucker 

someone who is no longer on one's christmas list.

Fuck Off, curl up and die painfully you donkey-Sucking Uncle-Fucker

donkey sucking uncle fucker by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 5, 2003

donkey penis 

a very large penis or cock

Holy shit look at rynes donkey penis

donkey penis by fakebird January 21, 2008

Donkey Douche 

A person who is already percieved as an ass who also exhibits the behavior of a douche with an unnecissary amount of zealousness.

A person who exceeds the normal parameters of doucheness.

Jim is a total donkey douche for telling my boss that I was high on crack.

Donkey Douche by dxh September 30, 2010

donkey door 

An amusing, "clean" insult featured in Orbit gum commercials as part of their "Dirty Mouth? Clean it up with Orbit" promotion that highlighted the gum's approval by the American Dental Association and Indian Dental Association due to its ability to improve dental health.

The cleanly insulting "donkey door" is probably a replacement for "asshole" as donkeys are also called asses and doors are portals, or holes.

Why don't you check your donkey door?

donkey door by gadiv November 3, 2009

Donkey Raping Dick Krippler 

Usally a back woods redneck with no teeth who enjoys raping donkeys, after the donkey gets raped it kicks the farmer redneck in the penis krippling it.

donkey raping dick krippler donkey

Donkey Raping Dick Krippler by ferrari360 February 20, 2010