cooper

1. To impregnate a freshman.
2. To roughly pound an 'object.'

I'm going to cooper the shit out of you little miss. You're going to have a good time here at Marywood. ;)

by Billy Natalie January 20, 2011

John Cooper School

A college prep located in The Woodlands. Supposedly a rich, preppy, snobby school for people who are rich, snobby and most likely preppy.

A wealthier school, yes, and with the typically rich and snobby people who think they are above society and the rule. Many recieve scholarships to attend, or are offered financial support to pay the fees.

People who attend John Cooper are usually very nice and is basically no different than any other public school. It has every kind of person, wether they are short or tall, rich or poor, emo or prep, it is no different.

A- Yo that sweet sixteen was so John Cooper School Yo!

B- Dude! It didn't have Soulja Boy playing though! It was just a average party!

A- Yeah... I heard of one kid who had him though!

B- Yeah, that kid went to OUR school!

by Truth_Speaker January 4, 2010

Michael Cooper

A stunningly handsome young chap that dazzles women with his grace and charm... This guy pisses excellence... He once scored 6 touchdowns in one game in pop warner football.. His athleticism and raw power makes him a man amongst children in the sports world... He took first in all 7 fantasy baseball leagues in 1997.. He is a well oiled machine that you wouldn't want to piss off because one glare from this exceptional human being could prove fatal, hes that good-looking.. In conclusion, if you ever meet Michael Cooper, you should ask him for his autograph because its worth a lot more coin than yours is...

I saw Michael Cooper at the mall yesterday and I fainted because he's even hotter in person than on t.v.

I busted a Michael Cooper and had the best game of my life!

by Harry Setanuts February 8, 2010

Cooper

The most amazing person you will ever meet she is sweet pretty and smart has an amazing sense of humor and will love you forever doesn't like to hurt people in any way.

also, she is very short and cute.

"Yo cooper get dat azz over here"

by DumbCuntLetMePutAUsername January 9, 2019

Get Coopered

Something annoying people say when they correct someone

Luke: Cooper, how was you're day?
Cooper: *your*
Cooper: Get Coopered

by cooperfan69 April 15, 2021

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

a kickass show that is very humorous

wanna watch hangin w/ mr cooper?
sure

by Jiggles's Friend March 15, 2005

Cooper

Some dude who thinks hes a madlad and calls himself Big Chungus and enjoys kicking other people off the class google doc that we all use to have less workload

Some Guy: Oh man, Cooper kicked me from the doc again!

Another Guy: Yeah, he does that a lot

by RPhill02 February 3, 2020