coon coma

the lethargic effect felt after consumption of large meal and/or snack. 2. bodily mechanism responding to recent ingestion of pork (similar to the effects of triptophan in turkey on caucasians, see also: temporary thanksgiving syndromeTTS)

after my breakfast of pickled-pigs feet, grits, babyback porkribs & southern-fried chicken my debilitating coon coma prevented my appearance at work.

by lazy nig February 28, 2008

Coma

The period after one starts a new relationship, during which one loses contact with one's friends because one is devoting all one's time to one's significant other. Usually preceded by "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" for clarity.

I tried to get Dave up in here but he's still in his girlfriend coma.

by rufus pennywhistle April 4, 2006

Camaro

A sick car that is referred to by Mustang owners as a piece of sh*t. However it is the other way around. They only say this because they are terrified of them. Mustangs are no match for a Camaro (unless the cobra model). Mustang owners shiver at the mere sight of a Camaro coming up to them.

mustang guy- nothing is better than my mustang.
passenger- (looks in rear view) whats that comin up on us?
mustang guy- nothin just a piece of sh*t Camaro. I can take it.
(punches gas)
Camaro guy- (punches gas)
mustang guy- WTF!!! SH*T!!!
passenger- dude.... your car sucks that "piece of sh*t" just kicked your ass!

by metalhead1992 August 25, 2009

Chevy Camaro

A great car, only second to the Ford Mustang in the American Muscle category of automobiles. Unfortunately, since its relaunch in 2009, the Camaro has been the choice cars for poseurs who want to look cool. You can tell the difference between a poseur's Camaro and one worthy of driving the car by the transmission; the poseur will have an automatic, while the true enthusiast will have a 3 pedal manual gearbox. The main reason for poseurs driving (and thus ruining) this great car is that, unlike Dodge and Ford, the Camaro has modern styling, unlike the Challenger and mustang, which directly resemble their ancestors from the 70s.

Faggot: "Just got my new Chevy Camaro with pimp rims and paddle shifters dude! Clutches are for old people I mean like no one uses those anymore!"

Non- Faggot: Lowkey about it, pulls up behind faggot in traffic, heel-toes clutch and beats faggot in race.

by ducci96 August 1, 2011

Food Coma

The act of eating so much delicious food that you want to sleep for a long time.

I got the double down yesterday, and I swear dude, I was in a food coma

by KiddThePrincess January 16, 2011

Kush coma

The affect you feel after smoking kush. You feel like your in a Kush coma.

Jim- god damn where the hell have you been!?
Aldo- my bad my mans I was in a fuckin kush coma!

Jim- whats wrong with Aldo?
Nick- he's comatose right now.
Jim- He hit the kush again from little jimbo didnt he?
Nick- Yup
Jim- Fuck it, time to put myself in a kush coma too

by thaboyz50 April 10, 2010

food coma

When all your blood goes to your abdomen for a food digestion party, it deprives your brain of oxygen, causing a comatose state known as food coma.

May cause you to take a fat nap.

see also itis

I just ate six burgers, and I'm going into food coma.
Six trips to the buffet, time for a fat nap.
I can't believe i ate that whole plate of ribs, man that itis gonna get me.

by uzi mike May 18, 2006