coincidi

A rare, exotic breed of fish from the swamps of northern Thailand.

I lost marks on my Advanced Math/Biology exam for wrongfully using the word 'coincidii' instead of 'coincidi'.

by Victory Swallow May 19, 2014

coinjob

When you receive head and tail

After Netflix, my girl gave me a coinjob.

by IG: Rxstar_Holly February 26, 2015

coin-siderate

Refers to someone who is "kind" or "thoughtful" to someone else by spending excessive/unnecessary money on him, or by giving the person undeserved/unearned cash gifts. Often used in a sarcastic/disapproving manner, where the speaker feels that the fiscally-generous person is either just being overindulgent (like a doting gramma/grampa to a spoiled/impressionable child whose old-school/austere parents want to train the child with the "you have to earn what you spend, and good behavior should be practiced without expecting to be bought/bribed" mentality), or is trying to manipulate/pressure the "favored" individual by paying him to perform dishonest actions and/or sexual favors for the giver.

That sugar daddy is sure coin-siderate to his lady-friends, yet he won't spend a bleepin' DIME on his own kids or on donating to worthy general-assistance causes in his area.

by QuacksO July 15, 2016

coincadink

another way of saying coincidence

OMG, what a coincadink

by kjninnjinjkjbinj May 16, 2016

coin eater

A young woman who'd basically suck the Man dry of his money. Every cent.

Hey look over there! It's the Coin Eater!

by SteamDood February 1, 2016

Coin Snatchel

Keeping change and other small items inside your vagina for safe keeping.

Jen: do you have a quarter?
Kylie: Oh yes I've got 98 dollars in change and a small dead robin in my coin snatchel !

by Gal Fieri October 13, 2016

Coincidick

The word for someone who pulls a dick move and blames it on coincidence

"Why isn't Tommy in school?"
"He's 'sick' "
"He got sick right when the Destiny update came out?"
"Yup, what a coincidick"

by DarthPader September 20, 2016