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CHOMP

this is the abbreviation for CHOKE HARD ON MY PENIS
boy: hey
girl: hey...
boy: you okay?
girl: yeah
boy: so you wouldn't mind if you CHOMP'ed
by Liam and DanDanTheMilkMan March 7, 2010
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chomp a cheesy taco

so, you're having sex. and you're obviously with a woman. come on- like you didn't know what a taco was. so it's a little "cheesy" so to say, from all the "action" going on. so if you perform oral sex, you're chomping a cheesy taco. i mean, whether it's cheddar or american, it's all the same.
Brigitte loves to chomp cheesy tacos in the locker room after school.
by Charlie December 30, 2003
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Jed Clampett

Jed Clampett from Beverly Hillbillies found his claim to fame by shooting a gun and the bullet striking the ground and upcame a spout of oil. Typically, this act occurs when a man and a woman are having sex in the doggy-style position and the man becomes half-way hard. He then proceeds to urinate inside the woman, pulling out right as he finishes, only to watch his urine spout from her anus in a similar fashion that oil shot up from the ground.
I filled that bitches ass up and gave her the Jed Clampett.

I pulled a Jed Clampett on this bitch while fucking her in a chair and she got it all over her new jacket that was on the backrest.
by Grizz Mint January 13, 2008
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clamp

when a woman wraps lips and tongue
around a penis and gives a blow job..
"Clamp Me" is a request for a firm blow job.
by jimmydeann January 3, 2009
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clamping hams

During sex, the spreading of an ass cheek to get a deep thrust
That ass was so thic i was clamping hams to get in there
by Ham clamping jones April 25, 2017
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cleavage-clamping

Verb. When a female is giving a male head and the male squirts his man juices on her chest then presses the boobies together using the juices as a glue, (this should give what appears to be cleavage.)
Hey baby I heard cleavage-clamping totally makes your tits look bigger.
by Ron O'Neal April 22, 2008
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Anime chompewomp

A man who is so in love with anime that he will go and get plastic surgery to get rid of his bottom two ribs, then when he is watching anime incest porn and will ejaculate and bite his penis
hey j your and anime Chompewomp

dude it cost me 5 grand!
by hahahahaman7 June 24, 2010
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