clego

One who always has to figure out what is wrong with something or how something works.

Brenna is a bonafide clego.

by rawrrcourtney August 12, 2007

clerge

A combination of "clash" and merge". A clerge is any combination of foods that taste terrible together.

Examples of a clerge are Orange juice and toothpaste, cranberries and milk, vinegar and ice cream.

by saltyconfetti December 29, 2011

Cleo

A girl who gets on her knees every time she sees Asian men.

An asian appears.
Cleo *gets on her knees and sticks out her tongue*

by Queeennnnnn June 20, 2020

Clegger

Someone who will say one thing that sounds good, but when it comes to actually doing it, does the opposite.
Comes from Nick "Dick" Clegg's campaign in which he said how he will help Britain if he becomes PM ands when he did he backstabbed everyone who voted for him(namely in raising university fees).

Guy 1: i promise to keep university fees down.
Guy 2: got my vote and your in power. nice to keep fees at £3000
Guy 1: thanks, although i've just put fees up to £9000
Guy 2: You're such a clegger

by MiiDNiiT3 April 28, 2011

Cleggism

Saying one thing and doing the exact opposite

Nick Clegg: I will not raise tuition fees

(6 months later tuition fees treble)

Person 1: Nick Clegg lied when he said he wouldn't raise tuition fees.

Person 2: No he didn't lie, it was a cleggism

by SwissyDan June 1, 2011

clog

The dried semen in the penis that CLOGS the flow of urine the next morning.

Rich; "What are you smiling about?"
Jeff; "I forgot about having sex last night until I went to take a wizz and OUCH, it was "THE CLOG"!

by deefer May 22, 2008

Clegnut

Surname of the Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Today Nick Clegnut made his first speech at the dispatches box whilst the Prime Minister David Cameron was carrying out a trip to India aimed at strengthening business and trade links.

by northernmonkey33 August 11, 2010