noun/verb: Embodies the sound of a very pretensious, try-hard, Metallica-esque SNARE DRUM. Also the result of incompatible recording levels when playing said snare drum back through speakers.
"Are you listening to this? The track sounds fine, with the exception of that choffy shit in the background."
"Choffy shit? Man, that is a bad-ass snare sample I used!"
"Well, it's choffing my ears to death. Please do away with it, cheerio."
"Choffy shit? Man, that is a bad-ass snare sample I used!"
"Well, it's choffing my ears to death. Please do away with it, cheerio."
by Strange Blue Objects September 26, 2006
Get the Choff mug.Pertaining to the anti-radar decoy employed by the military whereby aircraft deploy cluster clouds of fine metal shavings in order to simulate decoy target objects.
Usually applied to mechanical drivetrain parts, but can be used in reference to anything which has been utterly destroyed to the point that it mostly consists of shattered or shredded fragments.
Usually applied to mechanical drivetrain parts, but can be used in reference to anything which has been utterly destroyed to the point that it mostly consists of shattered or shredded fragments.
by Voyd_naught February 12, 2019
Get the Chaffed mug.When you find something just funny enough to exhale sharply out of your nose, but not funny enough for a full-on laugh.
Like a chuckle and a sniff combined.
Like a chuckle and a sniff combined.
by Crow Logic April 20, 2020
Get the Chiff mug.Loomis Chaffee Boys are from a boarding school in Windsor, CT. How to be one is quite simple: be an absolute dick head to women to make up for your small penis and closeted homosexuality. Additionally, you should try to be a double, if not, triple repeat; meaning you are a sophomore and 18. Preferably going for girls who are 3-5 years younger than you. Throw in a shitty mullet.
White Girl 1: Have you ever spoken to a Loomis Chaffee Boys?
White Girl 2: God no, I can't stand mullets and men who treat me like shit.
White Girl 2: God no, I can't stand mullets and men who treat me like shit.
by userp9p3948p94p984p893498p May 18, 2022
Get the Loomis Chaffee Boys mug.To have mauuuuud skills at cooking and your friends aint got nothing on you when it comes to cooking,because you are just next level like that.
by Chanelee December 8, 2016
Get the Cheffin mug.A radar countermeasure; a cloud of material which creates a cluster of false targets that swamps enemy radar, diverting attacks away from the primary target.
"So basically, Sarah Palin was deployed as chaff to draw fire away from McCain."
"Well, that figures--McCain is a military pilot after all."
"Well, that figures--McCain is a military pilot after all."
by weskimcom October 24, 2008
Get the chaff mug.Used as an alternative to Wanker or Asshole. Believed to originate from a McDonalds restuarant in Northern Ireland
by Colin July 1, 2004
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